It was calling me

Had a Big Mac for the 1st time in a long time...

Cot dayum it was good!!! Especially when I dipped those greasy cholestrol rockets (fries) dripping w/ Chipolte BBQ sauce in my mouth...then washing it down w/ a nice cup of Diabetes (LARGE sweat tea)

photo by Sinkachu

aww a sack of McGoodness...

Sweet Tooth.

I don't have much of a sweet tooth but I have been known to binge from time to time...

Amazing work by Pamela Michelle Johnson, for more click HERE

Harpo's Recession Antidote?

People have been sending me text messages and emails about this all day...

So apparently Oprah's buying (COUPON) everyone a 2 piece meal at KFC. Important to note: you can print the coupon up to four times...

a few thoughts:
-Internet, computers, printers, and ink cartridges sell out across the country.
-While the stock for pigs continues to plummet, the stock for chicken goes through the roof.
-At the end of this 2 week special, in order to recover KFC will no longer sell food (chicken), they will only sell drinks the for 2 years.

and this is what KFC will look like for the next two weeks...

"No Chicken?!? Or are they just outta chicken?"
~A hungry man on a cellphone in a SUV at the drive thru.

1 yr ago today...

A year ago today (April 1st) I quit/retired from my job as technical support specialist...pics below are me before i turned in my "F-you" papers..

Honestly I don't even think I realized it was April Fools day...and I've never been so happy to quit something...

1 year ago today...

sugar + water + purple

"a lot of black people don't have the privilage to know about grape juice, b/c they have grape drink...ITS NOT THE SAME FORMULA that you get!!!"
~d. chappelle

When I was young, I always knew you were part of an elite group of privilaged kids. if you had the top self stuff from the local Food Lion then you were categorized in this group, whether you wanted to be or not.

example of top self stuff you ask...Cap'n Crunch.

I was raised on Frosted Flakes or the nasty and bland a$$ Cheerios. I think I have a mild form of lactose intolerance so there was no help on making those Cheerios taste any better...so I usually (past and present) eat my cereal dry and I wash it down w/ a Vanilla Coke, Grape Drink or...

Not saying there is/was anything wrong w/ Frosted Flakes...well, until I was introduced to Cap'n Crunch.

I remember tasting Cap'n Crunch for the 1st time, I must have been at least 10 yrs old. It was at my friends house and he was part of that so called privilaged group, so he had all the amenities...every game system (nintendo and sega!), newest toys (the hard to find TMNT) and cable (at the time it was around 60+ channels). cable is another thing I didn't have growing up...so I was the kid in grade school, pretending to have seen the new Power Rangers episode the night before.

One day, after staying over his house, his mom woke us up to a breakfast that had just about every shape (portion) in the food triangle. complete w/ the O.J. (w/ pulp) and Cap'n Crunch. I just remember thinking, "Cot dayum, I'm poor and I gotta get me some Cap'n Crunch!" munch munch munch...

After I convinced my mom to put Cap'n Crunch in the breakfast rotation, I never strayed away from eating breakfast and I've been eating Cap'n Crunch ever since...and over the years though I eventually upgraded to Cap'n Crunch w/ Crunch Berries...

lol...I know this maybe random as h3ll but...this is one of those things that remind me to be grateful for what I have/had...

rot your teeth out.

I'm not a real big candy person anymore but when I was younger I ate candy as a substitute for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. (maybe that is why i'm so small) All of my cavities came from Skittles...I was addicted...I would mix them w/ gum (when the flavor ran out) or i would put them in soda...But mom-dukes got tired of taking me to the dentist and she slowed down my Skittles consumption. So I found a new addiction...

PEZ candy. Everything a growing kid needs:

INGREDIENTS:
Sugar, glucose, syrup,
citric acid,
emulsifier: E471;
hydrogenated vegetable fat,
colours:
E 104, E 124, E 132;

When I was younger used to have a goofy PEZ dispenser. I think I bought it at the $1 Tree and it also came a gang of PEZ candy....never got a cavity from PEZ, so mom-dukes was cool with me eating them...

The good ol' days...

An artist by the name of Atypyk customizes his PEZ dispensers, taking them from a sugar high dispenser to a piece of art. Indulge yourself at the gallery (link).

I love the fact that modifications are very subtle and refined.

whatcha drinkin?

Remember when Moe’s Tavern ran out of Duff beer and Homer concocted The Flaming Homer but Moe changed the name to The Flaming Moe and sold it for $6.95? If not, order one of these The Simpons energy drinks and buy the 3rd Season. You can even find out how to make the actual, but dangerously toxic, Flaming Moe here. Buy the energy drinks here. $2.49 per can

Taste of Kansas City...mmmh mmm

me and ricky went out to eat at this bbq place today....dayum it was delicious!!!! we had a coupon to another restaurant (a sports bar called Diggers) but when we found out that it was only valid sunday - thursday...we decided to go to KC Pit BBQ...i'm glad that we did.

not only do they have some of the best bbq food that i have ever tasted, they also have live entertainment, tonight there was a band performing. pic below.

oh yeah its a bargin too....you get a lot of food and its not expensive....
my order: 1/2 chicken (breast, wing and leg) + 2 sides (mac and cheese & yams) + toast = $12.82
ricky's order: 1/2 chicken + 1/2 rack of ribs + 2 sides (mac and cheese & pork and beans) + toast = $16.87

i have food still left over...tomorrows lunch.

yeah xan you missed out!!!!

be careful!

cold stone ice cream causes car accidents! how you ask...try driving and eating cold stone at the same time.

my personal favorite combo = cake batter ice cream + cinnamon ice cream + pecans + waffle bowl -> car accident! if you don't know about it try...this one can't go wrong!!!

i think they sprinkle crack in their ice cream...cause i'ma addicted!

i'm tryna dine like a king...

i'm tryna go to medieval times! who's down?!?