Overheard:
random person in mall: Only with a silk scarf, and only if it's tucked in, like an ascot. It's the new thing, all the rage. The kids call it "The Jet."
me: (thinking to myself) wtf?!?
me: lesson learned = 187 times.
niki: daaaaaa-yuuhh--muuuhh
***one eight seven, yeah i killed that song.
in reference to The Bucket List
jt: its narrorated by morgan freeman, we are all comfortable with his voice now, its like being told a story by your grandfather, like how he narrorated shawshank redemption (which is a good movie by the way), it has the comedy, a little bit of action, it has the surprise like Shawshank Redemption minus the shankin'...
me: lol...
found this pic on a forum...

"is it me or does jay look crazy paranoid in this pic?"
the picture alone is hilarious...but check out some of the comments ppl left:
"if by paranoid u mean mad ugly then yea i agree."
"he's in his "rainman" mode.."
"snipers are watching him..."
"No wonder he looks paranoid. I wouldn't want to get caught bumming ricky gervais..."
this pic =
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