I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. You'll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at the right parts, then making sure you laugh just a little harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that you're still the only one who really, really gets it...

Old and Young at the same time...

j: sup?
a: same old same old. working, chilling. trying to stay out of this cold. u?
j: Man...I'm in my lab. I'm too old for this. (grad school)
a: lol. yea 5 yrs of undergrad was enough for me...lets not mention the fact that i went to school (pre-k - 12 grade) for 13 yrs prior to that. hmmm thats 18 yrs of my 25 yrs of existance. leaving 7 yrs...but take away 5 and 1/2 (baby yrs)...so that means i've only been living for about 1 1/2 yr now...

Sunglasses Display Mannequin...

Oscar the Grouch Un-Edited

The clip below contains never before seen clips of Oscar the Grouch speaking his mind on how he really felt...

***Viewer Discretion is Advised***

The Rebuttal

"I'm not President Bush..."
~McCain

are you sure?





Obama.

Out of touch?!?

Below is the $3 million "projector" that McCain mentioned in the last debate...and just in case you missed it...McCain said "$3 million for an overhead projector at a planetarium in Chicago, Ill. My friends, do we need to spend that kind of money?"

The real story behind John McCain's debate attack on Barack Obama's vote to fund a projector, turns out not to be a projector at all - but a a full dome projection system. Thats like calling a space shuttle a glider...



Click here for more pictures...

McCain once again shows how out of touch he is and how he has no understanding of science or technology...

Preview of the Palin vs. Biden Debates???

Sorry I'm a CNN junkie...I had to get my fix last night and came across this vid...

Her beauty pageant answer baffles me everytime and now I'm more confused than ever. In case you missed it rewind the vid to the 3 min mark...wtf?!?

I hope she has been reading and studing the Dictionary, Guinness Book of World Records, and Almanac to prepare for this debate...

As for Biden, if he can keep it to the facts and stray away from saying something crazy...Obama's camp, supporters and ppl worldwide can claim another victory.

One last thing, if she has her hair down or is sporting some new glasses or has an antenna coming out of her back pocket then she is wearing an earpiece (cheating!)...I called it, you heard it here first...

watch, learn, and listen.


OBAMA.

What'd ya say?

You know times are hard when Superman is asking for $$$...

~rip'd from f.m. phenom

Talking about the Atlanta Braves...
"Losing create a certain unease around this franchise - the same kind that confronts a reformed drunk who catches a wiff of a Jack and Coke. It's like that addiction is always there, waiting to retake control."
~The Atlanta Journal


Grape stomping gone wrong...OUCH!



After watching "BABY I'M BLACK (But only from the waist down)"
Niki: Did you watch the video?
Me: nah, not all of it....yo why does one of the guys in the video look like Jesus Christ Superstar? (pic)


About ATL heat...
Bro: "Man its hot!"
Me: "sshhh...no lie...I'm sweatin' like a cat in a chinese restaurant..."

what'd ya say?

Overheard:
random person in mall: Only with a silk scarf, and only if it's tucked in, like an ascot. It's the new thing, all the rage. The kids call it "The Jet."
me: (thinking to myself) wtf?!?

me: lesson learned = 187 times.
niki: daaaaaa-yuuhh--muuuhh
***one eight seven, yeah i killed that song.

in reference to The Bucket List
jt: its narrorated by morgan freeman, we are all comfortable with his voice now, its like being told a story by your grandfather, like how he narrorated shawshank redemption (which is a good movie by the way), it has the comedy, a little bit of action, it has the surprise like Shawshank Redemption minus the shankin'...
me: lol...


found this pic on a forum...

"is it me or does jay look crazy paranoid in this pic?"

the picture alone is hilarious...but check out some of the comments ppl left:

"if by paranoid u mean mad ugly then yea i agree."

"he's in his "rainman" mode.."

"snipers are watching him..."

"No wonder he looks paranoid. I wouldn't want to get caught bumming ricky gervais..."

this pic = +

what'd ya say?!?

i apologize for the explicit language.

"If you can dance, you can f**k. [white] girls try to dance all smooth like a snake. They do it like thissssss (reenactment)....i can't get down w/ that...I DON'T WANT TO F**K A SNAKE, I WANT TO F**K A HO!!!!"
~DJ

-You can take em' out the hood but...

"WTF?!? This is un-be-liev-ABLE!!!" (my disbelief after game 4 of the NBA finals)
~yours truly

"D@MMIT...SH!T...WTF...THAT'S BULLSH!T MAN!!!!"
~my bro (while playing Call of Duty 4)

N: "You are always talking about me..."
A: "Huh??? What???
N: "Talking about this or that..."
A: "No i don't wait a min....Could you be, the most beautiful girl in the world? Plain to see...."
N & A: LOL

what'd ya say?!?

Gas stations are like F' it, we aint buying that shit either!!
~a. wike

niki: yeah mark ronson said she (amy winehouse) wasn't ready to make an album.
me: she can't make an album, she couldn't make music if she wanted to, how can you grab the mic if you fingers look like cigarette buds?!?

niki: my humps, my humps...my lovely little lumps! yeah i don't know why fergie is talking about that, she does not have any humps....lumps...
me: nah she doesn't....looks like someone hit her a$$ w/ a textbook....BLAH-COW!!!!

james: man these taxes are killing me! i need to claim some(body) kids or something....
me: yeaaa-nahh, i'll just pay the taxes...

yeah i just wanted to do hood rat stuff with my friends.
~latarian milton

me: i would've beat his (latarian) a$$ right there w/ the cameras on...on film!
niki: armon you can't do that...
me: sheeettt! says who? and it wouldn't have been like i was beating him like he was my kid, i would have fought his a$$ like he was a stranger.

what'd ya say?

*I once wrote a poem about you on a $1 bill in hopes that one day it will end up in your wallet.
-post secrets (check it out)

*refering to skin tone...
Armon was right next to the ac, I (karla) was in the house but near the front door, and he (D.J.) was in the fields...leading the hymnals...
-karla

*find your voice instead of being an echo...
-cornell west

*schmoobie woobie
-niki

*everyone asked: armon what happened to your hand?
here are a few of my responses:
fact
-i was making jello and in the process, i spilled the hot water on my hand. the jello was delicious though...

fiction
-yea i need to quit watching porno's in high def.
-uh i was bare nuckle boxing match and it got a little bit outta hand...(no pun intended)
-this biotch was trippin, i couldn't help it i had too! man never back hand anyone w/ braces...outcome not good.
-this is my bowling arm...


me: i'm so glad to be here...
niki: dido