And I thought my Grandpa's Caddy was loaded...
Just a few thoughts on this Obama transformer...
-This car probably weighs as much as a herd of elephants...
-Who needs 20" rims when you have Kevlar-reinforced tires with steel rims underneath?!?
-"Defense" accessories include: Night vision cameras, pump-action shotguns, tear gas cannons.
-Although it only gets 8 miles to the gallon(?!?), the petrol tank can withstand a direct hit thanks to a special foam and armor-plating.
-8mpg and a top speed of 60mph. Better hope the driver only has to escape go-carts and only has to go 10 miles.
-The driver's window opens so he can pay a toll? What, they don't have EZ-Pass on this thing yet?
-And to top it off...It comes with bottles of blood compatible with the President's blood...just in case..
7 comments:
yea my sister showed me an article about this yesterday... crazy! but i'm glad he'll be protected
shiiiiiiiiiiiiit
can i get a ride?
wrap that nigga up in a bubble i say! whatever you gotta do to protect my president, do it!
-kb
i am glad that i am not the only one who thinks there will be a serious attempt on his life.
looks like they got him covered.
sucks the gas tank is so small though.
That's amazing! But I would feel on edge and nervous, that they have my blood somewhere in case of an emergency!!!??? and a bullet proof gas tank is wild!....but it is necessary!
hilarious! 8 miles to the gallon and no E-Z Pass...how is this helping the economy!?
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