I was driving the other day and as I was looking at my gas tank meter a Harley-style motorcycle pulled up next to me. I starting thinking..."hmm, what if i had a motorcycle..."
Entering dream sequence...
FADE IN:
EXT. GASS STATION - DAY, AROUND THE METRO AREA OF ATLANTA, GA
Gorgeous fall day. Hot-chestnut weather. Armon is riding through the busy streets of Atlanta, GA. Road warrior and King of the streets.
NARRATOR (V.O.)
Look at this guy.
Rides like a eagle, sailing over the Sheep Meadow. Sharp turn onto Peach St. hard around the Plaza Hotel.
NARRATOR (V.O.)
Look at him. Like he doesn't have a care in the world.
PEACHTREE ST.
is a torrent of taxis and humans and steam from the manholes.
He skims along it like a dragonfly, heading out of downtown.
NARRATOR (V.O.)
You probably think it'd be cool to trade places w/ this guy. Coolest half black, half japanese cat on earth Stylin on these n!gg@s, awesome powers, cool bike, and in (one) of the greatest damn cities in the world.
AT 36TH STREET
He pulls up to a nearby gas. You can hear the power of his bike as he pulls of the street.
NARRATOR (V.O.)
Is that what you are thinking?
[IN SLOW MOTION]
Armon gets off bike and takes off helmut. So cool the very air around him shimmers.
NARRATOR (V.O.)
WELL YOUR RIGHT, HE IS THE COOLEST HALF BLACK, HALF JAPANESE M#TH@F*CKA ON EARTH!!!
There would have been more but the i was wakened out of my dream-like state because of the blaring and deafing sounds of car horns behind me.
I thought about it a little more as I was driving....It would be pretty cool to have a bike, great gas mileage (50-70 mpg!), low maintance, the coolness, fast...
But then I REALLY thought about it and how expensive (insurance, life and auto) would be, how unsafe and dangerous it is to ride a bike plus I don't feel getting a motorcycle driver license or dealing w/ the DMV, they are the worst!
So i'm gonna stick w/ the Tercel! But if I had to get a bike, I would definitely want it to be as cool as this one...
parked viewEntering dream sequence...
FADE IN:
EXT. GASS STATION - DAY, AROUND THE METRO AREA OF ATLANTA, GA
Gorgeous fall day. Hot-chestnut weather. Armon is riding through the busy streets of Atlanta, GA. Road warrior and King of the streets.
NARRATOR (V.O.)
Look at this guy.
Rides like a eagle, sailing over the Sheep Meadow. Sharp turn onto Peach St. hard around the Plaza Hotel.
NARRATOR (V.O.)
Look at him. Like he doesn't have a care in the world.
PEACHTREE ST.
is a torrent of taxis and humans and steam from the manholes.
He skims along it like a dragonfly, heading out of downtown.
NARRATOR (V.O.)
You probably think it'd be cool to trade places w/ this guy. Coolest half black, half japanese cat on earth Stylin on these n!gg@s, awesome powers, cool bike, and in (one) of the greatest damn cities in the world.
AT 36TH STREET
He pulls up to a nearby gas. You can hear the power of his bike as he pulls of the street.
NARRATOR (V.O.)
Is that what you are thinking?
[IN SLOW MOTION]
Armon gets off bike and takes off helmut. So cool the very air around him shimmers.
NARRATOR (V.O.)
WELL YOUR RIGHT, HE IS THE COOLEST HALF BLACK, HALF JAPANESE M#TH@F*CKA ON EARTH!!!
There would have been more but the i was wakened out of my dream-like state because of the blaring and deafing sounds of car horns behind me.
I thought about it a little more as I was driving....It would be pretty cool to have a bike, great gas mileage (50-70 mpg!), low maintance, the coolness, fast...
But then I REALLY thought about it and how expensive (insurance, life and auto) would be, how unsafe and dangerous it is to ride a bike plus I don't feel getting a motorcycle driver license or dealing w/ the DMV, they are the worst!
So i'm gonna stick w/ the Tercel! But if I had to get a bike, I would definitely want it to be as cool as this one...
motorcycle design/concept by Non-Object
3 comments:
Wow...interesting bike! I wish I had it on tuesday when I drove to gboro to vote...50 mpgs! But something even better happened, my lil bro put me on to this broken pump of s. elm-eugene and i filled up for $15.45! Can u believe it!
wtf! $15.45? is it still broke?
dope!
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